Well this is no surprise! Gorgeous Hugh Jackman was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2008. The announcement comes just as the 40-year-old happily married Aussie is set to thrill us with his new epic film, “Australia,” which will hit theaters in the US on Nov 26.

When asked what his wife’s response was to being named the Sexiest Man, Jackman said: “God bless her, she said, “I could’ve told them that years ago!” And then she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.” And I said, “That was a joke, right?”

Former Desperate Housewives’ hottie Jesse Metcalfe is recovering after tumbling off a balcony while at a party in Monaco and falling 30-40 feet to the ground. He’s been flown to London to have a C-scan performed.

His mouthpiece issued a statement: “Jesse accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.” Minor bruises?? WTF, the dude broke his leg!

That 70s Show and Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher thought he could be a guy’s guy and coach some high school football. Not so fast! His celebrity may get him any gig he pleases but he’s no coach of the year - just ask the kids that are forced to deal with the douche.

While Kutcher replaced his usual trucker cap for a sports lid, he’s enjoying himself as assistant coach to the Harvard-Westlake School freshman football team in North Hollywood. His players, however, aren’t feeling the same joy.

“Batman Forever” and “Tombstone” actor Val Kilmer recently told gossip columnist Cindy Adams that he’s very interested in running for governor of New Mexico if the current governor Bill Richardson is named as Secretary of State in the Obama cabinet, as is rumored.

Kilmer has zero political experience but other actors have been successful in bids for public office, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono, and Clint Eastwood. Kilmer isn’t exactly qualified, but he’s a Daisy if he can pull this off!

The soak the rich angle won’t work this time - In most excellent news for Keanu Reeves, a jury has totally voted in his favor in his civil trial: He doesn’t owe anything to a paparazzo who sued him after he was injured while harrassing Keanu.

After deliberating for about three hours, jurors unanimously rejected the case Monday, ruling that Reeves is not responsible for Alison Silva’s injury. Alison, a guy looking to get rich off his limp wrist, asked for a $711,974 chunk of Keanu’s bank account to cover medical bills, lost wages and punitive damages.

“Life doesn’t get any better than this,” says Charlie Sheen, about the news that his new wife Brooke Mueller is pregnant with twin boys.

In a statement to Ok magazine, the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star announced, “I’m truly blessed. I’m already the proud father of three beautiful daughters, and I’m delighted that they’ll now have two little brothers.”

It turns out that David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were able to keep the most painful secrets of their marriage out of the public eye. That is, until David had to go into rehab for sex addition. Now, there’s news that the couple split up even long before that.

According to People: “In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” the statement says.

British director Guy Ritchie and pop star Madonna are admitting what has been speculated about all year: that their marriage is finito and they are splitting up. No more lies, adopted kids from Africa, baseball player affair rumors, or stupid “everything is fine” photo ops, reps for the couple have confirmed the two are headed for a divorce.

Two big UK tabloids, The Sun and Daily Mail, are saying the divorce is “imminent.”

T.i. explain a lot: Irish actor Colin Farrell is opening up and talking about his 6-week stint in rehab and how it finally cleaned him up after half a lifetime of hard partying.

“Basically, I’d been fairly drunk or high since I was 14. I was very drunk and high for 16 years, so it was a tough life change, and I was dying. I’m one of the lucky ones.”