Lindsay Lohan wore a black fur stole to a Paris nightclub on Saturday and was minding her own business. An animal rights activist did not approve of her choice of apparel. So, he dumped a bag of flour on her.

Calling the actress a “fur hag”, the Frenchman powdered her just after 1 a.m. as Lilo and girlfriend Sam Ronson stepped outside of Paris’ VIP Room Theater. “There is nothing remotely ‘fashionable’ about the torture and death of animals killed for fur,” PETA’s Robbie LeBlanc told Usmagazine.com following the incident.

As if she wasn’t famous before, since Lindsay Lohan has been dating DJ pal Samantha Ronson, her life has been turned upside down with hordes of paparazzi following the lesbian couple everywhere. Lohan says they are the worst in L.A., and says their constant presence is too overwhelming.

She tells Access Hollywood, “They’re kind of rough in L.A. They’re dangerous with their cars and they don’t listen to you no matter what. They’re always outside the house, whether the cops ask them to not be there or not.”

Lindsay Lohan replaced by Denise Richards? Has the Mean Girls star been tarnished so badly that it’s come to this??

Apparently, Linds was tapped to host the World Music Awards which will be held next weekend in Monaco, but the organizers thought they need to go with a bigger star, or one more reliable, or whatever excuse they could come up with. So they chose… Denise Richards? I know. I’m. Shocked. Too.

Remember that night that Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI in July 2007? Remember the part about when she “hijacked” an SUV with 3 big guys in it and drove off? In a lawsuit filed this week, the men — Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro — are accusing the Mean Girl of holding them ‘hostage’ as she fled from police!

She allegedly told them: “She was a celebrity… she could do whatever she wants.”

Lindsay Lohan confirmed she has a more than just friends relationship with lesbian sidekick Samantha Ronson. On the radio program Loveline yesterday, she was asked by DJ Stryker, “You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?” Radio jock Ted Stryker inquired of the Mean Girls starlet. “Like two years, one year, five months, two months?”

Lohan replied with a laugh, “For a very long time.” Well, that’s kind of an admission…

When Barack Obama politely declined Lindsay Lohan’s recent offer to “help out” with this whole darn election thing going on, he didn’t know that Papa Lohan would take it so badly. The “Mean Girls” star allegedly offered to host a fundraiser to bring in her legions of underage fans. One or two of them might even be old enough to vote!

Alas, Obama’s team said no thanks because she “is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.” Those words didn’t exactly sit well with over-protective Papa Lohan!

Why Lindsay Lohan Ronson? Why not Sam Ronson Lohan? However they work it out the name thing, the DJ wants to make Linds the next Mrs. Samantha Ronson by Christmas. DJ Ronson halted her set at the Chateau Marmont nightclub on Tuesday to declare her love for the Mean Girls actress, insisting she will legally marry Lohan by the end of the year.

This will make them the second big-name lesbian couple to wed in 2008 - after Ellen DeGeneres exchanged vows with Portia De Rossi this summer.

Lindsay Lohan’s pop, Michael Lohan, 48, told E!News yesterday that he and his girlfriend, the old-looking 24-year-old Erin Muller (who doesn’t look a day over 38!), are “unofficially” engaged - whatever that means. He’s bought her a ring and all but hasn’t “officially” popped the question.

Meanwhile, Papa Lohan is all up in Lindsay’s business, claiming that her girlfriend partner Samantha Ronson is luring the rehabbed Firecrotch back to drinking and keep her from working.

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly wanting to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. An unnamed record-industry insider says the 13-year-old “has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael Lohan, not Dina Lohan.”