Former Desperate Housewives’ hottie Jesse Metcalfe is recovering after tumbling off a balcony while at a party in Monaco and falling 30-40 feet to the ground. He’s been flown to London to have a C-scan performed.

His mouthpiece issued a statement: “Jesse accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.” Minor bruises?? WTF, the dude broke his leg!