That 70s Show and Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher thought he could be a guy’s guy and coach some high school football. Not so fast! His celebrity may get him any gig he pleases but he’s no coach of the year - just ask the kids that are forced to deal with the douche.

While Kutcher replaced his usual trucker cap for a sports lid, he’s enjoying himself as assistant coach to the Harvard-Westlake School freshman football team in North Hollywood. His players, however, aren’t feeling the same joy.