Former playboy Charlie Sheen seems to be having a hard time being happily married no matter which wife he’s currently with. He’s in trouble again; this time he’s denying he got lap dances from strippers while at the Spearmint Rhino Club in Las Vegas.

According to Star magazine, Sheen and Spin City star Michael Boatman partied at Privé with some sweet young thangs. Charlie blasts the claims of lap dances as “inaccurate.” Well, that’s kinda like a denial.