The soak the rich angle won’t work this time - In most excellent news for Keanu Reeves, a jury has totally voted in his favor in his civil trial: He doesn’t owe anything to a paparazzo who sued him after he was injured while harrassing Keanu.

After deliberating for about three hours, jurors unanimously rejected the case Monday, ruling that Reeves is not responsible for Alison Silva’s injury. Alison, a guy looking to get rich off his limp wrist, asked for a $711,974 chunk of Keanu’s bank account to cover medical bills, lost wages and punitive damages.