Verne Troyer made a sex tape. Verne Troyer ‘leaked’ the tape to the internet. TMZ airs lame portion of Verne with his mini-me tongue in girlfriend’s mouth. Verne Troyer sues TMZ for $20 million. Mini Me needs money.

In the lawsuit, the tiny ‘Austin Powers’ actor is claiming TMZ violated his privacy and - infringed on his copyright and trademark - by airing portions of his sex tape. Hilarity ensues.