Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, has written a tell-all book in which he says the football great confessed to him that he killed his wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman.

Only O.J. says it’s Nicole’s fault that she died because she tried to defend herself with a knife. Gosh, Juice, and all this time we though the reason she’s not alive anymore is because you friggin MURDERED HER.