American Idol’s loopy judge Paula Abdul had a few too many before last night’s show. In other news, dogs bark, the sun came up today, and Charlie Sheen hires hookers. What’s this? Paula was so shit-faced she passionately criticized Jason Castro for a song he hadn’t yet sung. When Randy Jackson corrected Paula and she said, “Oh my God, I thought you sang twice … You know what? This is hard!”
CSI’s fired star Gary Dourdan did a George Michael on Tuesday morning - he was awakened by cops who found him sleeping in his car which was parked the wrong way on a one way street. Then when the Palm Springs, CA, cops did a look-see in his car they found heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and prescription drugs. They busted the “disoriented” Dourdan for possession of the stash.
Brazilian footballer Ronaldo met three hookers at a nightclub Sunday night and hired them to go back to a motel with him. Score! But when he discovered that the three ugly wenches were actually dudes, he offered them $600 each to leave. Two of them took the money but the third transvestite, Andre or “Andrea”, demanded $30,000. Or else…
Is the family of Tony Romo wishing the Cowboy’s QB would dump airhead Jessica Simpson and get back together with ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood? According to a report in OK! magazine that’s what the relatives are pining for.
A source claims the family don’t want Jessica - whom they jokingly refer to as “the special person with issues” - to visit their Wisconsin home.
Actress Julianne Moore has slammed stars such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna for deliberately seeking media attention for their humanitarian efforts. Moore, 47, says most people do volunteer work and charity giving in their own lives with hardly a thank you, but stars want tons of attention and media love when they do it.
“King of Queens” actress Leah Remini is drawing fire from fans for revealing on the Rachel Ray show that she lets her almost 4-year-old daughter continue to drink from the bottle (6 - 8 bottles a night!), and she’s still in diapers and not potty-trained.
And one more thing: the kid sleeps between Leah and her husband every night and they have to put down towels because the kid wets the bed.
Disney star Miley Cyrus, 15, tells ET she’s “embarrassed” about the topless picture of her showing her naked back with a sheet wrapped around herself in the new Vanity Fair issue.
“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she says. “I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”
Tom Cruise is scheduled to appear on the “The Oprah Winfrey Show” next week to coincide with the 3rd anniversary of his couch-jumping incident the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s break-through film “Risky Business” which made him a movie star.
His last appearance on the show, when he jumped on the couch to profess his love for Katie Holmes, spawned countless jokes and parodies about the incident.
So that’s how babies are born? Is the question pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears recently had answered when her mom showed her a video of natural childbirth. Now terrified of giving birth and suddenly realizing it means squeezing a baby the size of bowling ball through her tunnel of love, Jamie Lynn totally wants a C-section and lots and lots of drugs to knock her out so she can sleep through the whole thing.
Actor Wesley Snipes has been given a three year prison sentence for tax evasion. In February the Blade actor was convicted of failing to file his taxes for five years and the court found he owed millions in back taxes. Best guess: he’ll serve about 18 months in jail.