Ever since Britney Spears lowered herself to the firey depths of hell by crossing over and dating one of their own, the paparazzi have lost interest in the troubled pop tart. Is the Britney Era officially over?
Suspecting that her days of flashing her cooch and smashing into parked cars are no more, the paps have moved on to wholesome (for now) Miley Cyrus.
The bad news is, Lindsay Lohan has been cast to play a follower in a new Charles Manson Family movie. The good news is, she’ll be playing a drugged up, strung-out, acid-dropping, psychedelic hippie chick runaway cult follower who is easily manipulated to do bad things and later doesn’t remember any of it. Well, helter skelter! Finally Linds gets a role that fits her like a glove.
Rocker Richie Sambora - who was busted for DUI in Laguna Beach, CA, on Tuesday - is now facing charges of child endangerment since he was not only shit-faced and behind the wheel, he was driving with kids in his car.
His daughter Ava, 10, was in the car as was another minor and an unidentified woman. And why wasn’t the sober woman driving Richie and the two kiddies??
Over on the island of scones and jam and clotted cream, Amy Winehouse has developed a liking for snorting vodka - among the many vices she likes to shove up her over-worked nose. Why ever would she give up smoking crack? Look what it’s done for her looks!
But even her favorite wicked cocktail of of alcohol, cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, and the horse tranquilizer ketamine has become too same-same, so the jazz diva is gonna take some time off and go to rehab.
She’s just turned 15, but newly cosmetically enhanced Ali Lohan has already had gone to the trout pout look on her lips. Lindsay’s little sister will soon be starring in her mom Dina’s reality show in pursuit of stardom - by adopting a look that makes her look like Ashlee Simpson, but with a smaller nose.
How much longer until Ali shocks us with a boob job, a sex tape, coke binges, a coupla DUIs, car smashes and va-jay-jay flashing?
Handsome actor Jared Leto has vowed never to do the Robert DeNiro thing of gain weight for a movie role again after he piled on 60 pounds to play John Lennon’s killer Mark David Chapter in “Chapter 27″, a film which he shot more than 18 months ago. Leto says he is still suffering the side effects of “gorging and force-feeding” himself for the role and he fears he will never regain his once-fit physique.
Troubled star Britney Spears finally did herself proud with her guest star appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” on TV Monday night. It’s being reported by the National Enquirer that there were some problems rehearsing her scenes with the other stars though…
The pop star rehearsed like any other cast member, except that she refused to remove her trademark oversized sunglasses until the cameras rolled.
Plastic faced Priscilla Presley is reportedly undergoing corrective surgery for a botched cosmetic procedure she had done in 2003 by a hack doctor.
The socialite, who is among the celebrities currently appearing on ‘Dancing With The Stars’, was a client of Daniel Serrano, who was jailed for injecting low-grade industrial silicone into people’s faces, reports Tmz.com. The stuff is similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts.
Natalie Portman recently reflected on some of the regrets in her young life, and topping the list was missing out on childhood activities like making mud pies. The 26-year-old star began professional acting at 11, when she played orphan Mathilda in ‘Léon’. She now regrets starting work so young because she had to grow up too quickly.
Rapper Remy Ma is in heaps of trouble after shooting her friend - with an illegal .45 cannon that just happened to be loaded with hollow-point bullets and just happened to have the safety off and just happened to be cocked and pointed at the other woman during a struggle when Remy attacked the be-otch inside the other woman’s car. And the gun just happened to go off. Say what?