Because Ozzy Osbourne’s fried memory is too foggy to remember details, his autobiography has been difficult to write. He’d love to tell us all about life as the Prince of Darkness, but he can’t remember a bloody thing. He reveals: “My memory isn’t what it used to because of the drugs and alcohol I’ve been living on for the best part of my adult life.”

“I often get asked, ‘Is it true you snorted a line of ants?’ Knowing me, there’s a very good possibility. But do I remember it? No way.”